If you’re brave enough

As the saying goes, anything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough… some people though cross the line of brave into stupid and it’s the hospitals that have to extract the results.

1 – Spray Can

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2 – Candy Cane

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3 – Mix Tape

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4 – Instant Coffee

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5 – Rubber fist

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6 – Cue Ball

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7 – Pint Glass

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8 – Buzz Lightyear (to infinity and beyond?)

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9 – A Plug (not the correct kind)

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10 – A Vibrator (with bonus tongs to fish it out)

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11 – Revolver

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12 – Cell Phone

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13 – Beer Bottle

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14 – Key

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15 – Shampoo Bottle

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16 – Sunglasses

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17 – Flash Light

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18 – Toy Car

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19 – Whisk

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20 – Coke Bottle

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21 – Deodorant

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22 – Cucumber

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23 – Peanut Butter Jar

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24 – A… Knife?

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25 – Salt Shaker

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26 – Fork… In a Urethra?!

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27 – Ammo Shell

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28 – Barbie…. Minus Head?

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29 – Light Bulb (or his colon had an idea?)

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